Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Climbing Into The Brain of an Idiot Liberal:

Oh Geraldine! What were you thinking?



You sure got yourself in to some hot water. They're calling you a racist. Hillary is abandoning you. Why'd you do it? Why would you say something so categorically untrue?????


You said in an interview: "If Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position. And if he was a woman, he would not be in this position. He happens to be very lucky to be who he is. And the country is caught up in the concept."

This is beyond ridiculous. To assume that Senator Obama would not be a front-running Presidential candidate if he were white is insulting. I can’t believe that you would have the audacity to think that a man with 7, count ‘em, 7 YEARS experience in the Illinois state senate and 2 years of experience in the US Senate is not qualified to be the President of the United States of America.

You must be out of your mind to believe that there is something aside from his glowing resume that has set him apart.

Let me remind you, before his storied Illinois State Senate career, this man has shown the ability to manage, lead and keep our nation secure by lecturing on constitutional law at the University of Chicago!

And you say he’s not qualified…are you joking me? Are you?!? With a resume like that, there shouldn’t be a single person in America who isn’t 100000% confident that he can do the job and do it well. And you have to admit that nothing says “I can be the leader of the free world” more clearly than having almost 3 years experience representing the wishes of the entire state of Illinois in Washington DC!

I suppose that you think if he was white, he’d be another young and well-spoken senator who is generally ignored like John Edwards? Well, that’s just ridiculous. John Edwards has 10 years of Senate experience - wait - nevermind.

Mr. Obama has set himself apart because of his incredibly innovative ideas for leading this nation. He’s won over the hearts and minds of Americans because of his steadfast dedication to being 100% clear in his goals and how he will achieve them.

It doesn’t matter what the color of his skin is, Geraldine. There is ONE reason that he stands out from the crowd and that one reason is his hard-line, no-nonsense, clear as day stance on the issues!

Geraldine, you sweet, lovely woman, you. I’m sorry that you made this mistake of saying such an untrue and clearly racist thing. You should know that pointing out the obvious will get you fired. Your political genius will be sorely missed on Mrs. Clinton’s campaign...I'm sure she really needed you.

3 comments:

Tee Franny said...

Good satire.

Anonymous said...

Well said. I want to take it a step further beyond the overwhelming statistics that qualify Barack HUSSEIN Obama to be the new leader of the free world..

What excites me first and foremost is the thought of Michele Obama being the First Lady. Her passionate spirit of patriotism just radiates through the soul and mind in ways that no one could ever have ever dreamed. Its her confidence in our nation, our people and our current stance (reputation) that makes her so proud of this great nation.

The next point of persuasion is Barack HUSSEIN Obama's institution of faith. The overall Nationalistic views of equality, and sincere sensitivity of equality among the members of their church is one that will unite the people of our nation. Their minister is the next best thing to Jesus Christ himself with his powerful sermon to reach all members of society. I mean... there no condemnation of any race when he addresses his audience.. Unless of course he was addressing such ethnic groups such as whites, hispanics, or jews. Let's not forget about the overall honesty when it comes to financial compliance such organizations like the IRS or the federal government's attempt to audit the allocation of their funds. That of course is just flat out racist.


And lastly his loving affiliation with such upstanding members of society such as the friendship and support of Louis Farrakhan.

How could we ever doubt this man for president? He encompasses all aspects of society that have never before been reached. Think about it.. The minister at their friendly church put it best.. "The only thing Bill Clinton ever did for the black man was Monica Lewinski!"

As patriotic as I am, and as optimistic as I like to be, I can truly say that this is really a sad day in American Politics..

Anonymous said...

bARACK IS A JOKE

KELLY