Tuesday, August 26, 2008

++Democratic National Convention Humor++




2008 Democrat National Convention

Schedule of Events

7:00 pm OPENING DAY FLAG BURNING

7:15 pm PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE U.N.

7:20 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

7:25 pm NONRELIGIOUS PRAYER AND WORSHIP - Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton

7:45 pm CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING - Darryl Hannah

7:55 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

8:00 pm HOW I INVENTED THE INTERNET - Al Gore

8:15 pm GAY WEDDING PLANNING - Rosie O'Donnell

8:35 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

8:40 pm OUR TROOPS ARE WAR CRIMINALS - John Kerry

9.00 pm MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM AND HIS SONS - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

10:00 pm ANSWERING MACHINE ETIQUETTE - Alec Baldwin

11:00 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

11:05 pm COLLECTION FOR THE OSAMA BIN LADEN KIDNEY TRANSPLANT FUND - Barbara Streisand

11:15 pm FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY - Sean Penn

11:30 pm OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

11:50 pm HOW GEORGE BUSH BROUGHT DOWN THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS - Howard Dean

12:15 am TRUTH IN BROADCASTING AWARD - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

12:25 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

12:30 am SATELLITE ADDRESS - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am NOMINATION OF Barack Hussein Obama- Nancy Pelosi

1:00 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST To Obama

1:30 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST To Hillary Clinton

1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Clowns... Did anybody see Michelle Osama's speech?

Downright pathetic. This guy has accomplished so little, that even his wife can't muster up anything impressive to say about the guy.

BTW.. Easy on the Kennedy rips. The guy has cancer for gods sake.

Anonymous said...

Cancer or no cancer the man has a history stapled in poor decisions. Lets face the facts, Kennedy is an elitist with who rides the wave of power from the family name. The fact that drinks too much is only a mall part of his problem. How he got away with leaving a woman to die in the river and still hold an elected position in the US senate is beyond my pay grade for an explanation.

I think this botched itinerary is not unrealistic for these pot-smokin, tree hugging left wing wack jobs.

Anonymous said...

The Democratic Party is in shambles. Everyone is pointing the finger at each other for this and that.

But don't turn your head for too long... Hilary Clinton is scheduled to speak tonight. She and only she can put an end to the partisanship of the current democratic party.

This will all end after tonight. Obama is he the new president. Just watch and see!

Anonymous said...

Obama is just a house nigger. Like all niggers he will drop the ball at some point. Especially when there is a fresh watermelon and chicken dinner on the table. There is a reason why blacks never became explores, developed writing, Astronomy. The lived in Africa for thousands of years and could not even domesticate the zebra. However, Obama's rise to power has happened because you allow our white women to bread with the niggers. You let the shoe shines walk unimpeded with there gangs. A niggers aspirations are to be a rapper or basketball player. A white man wants to be a doctor or lawyer. You tell me if all the niggers were to leave this country would we better or worse?

Anonymous said...

Whoa.. Since when does the KKK chime into the Conservative Chat Room?

That comment is an outrage.

Does anyone oversee the content to this weblog?

I am personally offended by the utter smut.

Anonymous said...

I agree with it.